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Helio, Mel B. and Marie Mambo into the Finals of Dancing with the Stars

Spicy Finals

Camelot doth love a Joust of the Dance.  Dancing with the Stars has been a great ride this season and next week we will see the final Joust.  The final three hast shone with laughter which makes us love them more.  Behold some of the most enchanting dances of these great performers.

Daring Mel B ( Scary Spice)  hath imbued magical magnetism into the contest with her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy.     Mel B & Maksim’s  Pasa Doble mesmerized the Knights.  These two could teach Merlin a bit about chemistry.

Girl Power and Queen Power for Mel and Maks during their Viennese Waltz.

The Spice Girls begin their tour on December 2 in Vancouver,   Canada.  Visit   Spiceworld.

Marie Osmond’s   Bugle Boy tribute to her parents on the eve of her Father’s death was one of the highlights this year.    Marie and Jonathan Roberts dance the Quick Step with great nostalgia.

With flirtatious fun, our Marie is no longer just  “A Little Bit Country”.  The Mambo is a Cuban musical form and dance style.  The word Mambo means “conversation with the gods”,   so Marie must be having one fun conversation in this dance. 


With 40 years in the entertainment business Marie Osmond has grown up with her fans.  Visit her Kingdom at

Helio is from the Greek “helios” meaning sun or light.  In Greek mythology the sun was personified as Helios.    Helios was imagined as a handsome god crowned with the shining aureole of the sun who drove a chariot across the sky each day to earth.  There is a lot of heat in this Mambo from our Sun god. 

Helio Castroneves & Julianne Hough teleported into a movie with Carmen Miranda for this Quick Step.  An amazing dance. 

In Camelot we love speed so Helio can drive with us anytime.  Perhaps he will bring his helmet for us to try on.   Visit Helio’s Kingdom at

Helio and Mel B. are mesmerizing and will probably be the real challengers in the final  Á Plaisir.     Marie rides a dark horse so she may conquer all yet.

Good luck to Marie/Jonathan, Mel/Maks, and Helio/Julianne.  We loveth y’all.

May the best Dance Shoes Win!

Lady Sharon
Scribe of the Knights of the Pain Table News

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2 Responses to “Helio, Mel B. and Marie Mambo into the Finals of Dancing with the Stars”

  1. Lynn Angela Pisco says:

    I just would like to say my predictions for tonight’s Dancing With The Stars ” finals will have to be none other than Marie Osmond and Jonathan Roberts because of their hard work effort to provide fantastic dance routine performances onto the floor and the amount of sense of humor that Marie carries out that won’t quit no matter what ! I wish her the best of luck and please become the next Dancing With The Stars ” Champion Marie because you girl deserve every minute of it as well as we fans have really appreciate on everything that you’ve accomplished so far ! Way to go girlfriend !

  2. Lady Sharon says:

    Lady Lynn,

    Marie did not win the Mirrorball Trophy on “Dancing with the Stars” but I think she won a lot of hearts with her determination and wonderful sense of humour. It was wonderful to see her again and the amazing dances that she conquered. Jonathan was a great partner.
    Thank you Lynn for visiting Camelot and I am sure Marie appreciates all her fans.

    Lady Sharon
    Dancing with the Knights